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Chrystia Freeland wears all black to Parliament Hill to commemorate Canada's funeral

Finance minister Chrystia Freeland has finally disclosed Canada's budget for the first time in two years. According to the report, the...

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Apr 21, 20211 min read

Liberals distract Canadians from massive deficit by forcing Trudeau to show up in parliament

BREAKING: Liberals distract Canadians from massive deficit by forcing Trudeau to show up in parliament. For the first time in months,...

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Apr 19, 20211 min read

Nike offers 50% discount code to pay off BLM co-founder's luxury home in all white-neighbourhood

BREAKING: After consulting with Colin Kaepernick, Nike executives announced that the company will offer a 50% discount code. The discount...

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Apr 18, 20211 min read

McKenna vows to out pledge AOC's #GreenNewDeal by complaining more about climate change

BREAKING: Rookie infrastructure minister Catherine McKenna vows to out pledge Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal by complaining...

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Apr 18, 20211 min read

Erin O'Toole promises to repeal Carbon Tax and replace it with Carbon Tax

Conservative Party leader Erin O'Toole has announced today in a cringe Twitter video that he would like to keep his promise and repeal...

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Apr 15, 20211 min read

Ontario woman receives coveted 'Woke Liberal of the Year' Award after burning husband's Bible

Ontario woman, Chrystal Gallagher receives coveted 'Woke Liberal of the Year' Award after burning Catholic husband's Bible on the Sunday...

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Apr 15, 20211 min read

Trudeau cancels 2 billion trees promise after Poilievre informs him that money doesn't grow on trees

BREAKING: The liberal government has announced the cancellation of the 2 billion trees by 2030 program promised to Greta Thunberg after...

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Apr 14, 20211 min read

BREAKING: Liberal MP Amos appears nude on webcam; says he experiences clothes differently

Liberal MP William Amos appeared nude in front of the House of Commons on Wednesday, April 14. An exclusive screenshot obtained by the...

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Apr 14, 20211 min read

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau emerges from Rideau Cottage for the first time in months

A spokesperson for the prime minister's office has issued a statement on Monday, announcing that Trudeau will make himself available for...

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Apr 14, 20211 min read

Québec government rolls out pilot looting passport program for fiery, but mostly peaceful riots

Following recent looting and rioting of Antifa members in the Old Port of Montréal, the Québec government has taken a giant step towards...

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Apr 14, 20211 min read

In an effort to help the budget balance itself, the Trudeau government raises carbon tax

When the prime minister's office said in December 2020 that now is not the time to raise taxes on already broke Canadians, they were...

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Apr 14, 20211 min read