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Ontario woman receives coveted 'Woke Liberal of the Year' Award after burning husband's Bible

  • Anonymous Author
  • Apr 15, 2021
  • 1 min read

Ontario woman, Chrystal Gallagher receives coveted 'Woke Liberal of the Year' Award after burning Catholic husband's Bible on the Sunday before Easter. In an exclusive interview with CBC correspondent Rosie Barton, Gallagher explained that the burning was inspired by archeological evidence suggesting that Jesus was a Trump supporter.


The award was presented to her on April Fool's day by Justin Trudeau in the House of Commons. Ontario Prime Minister Doug Ford was also in attendance.


In addition to the prestigious award, Gallagher received an honorary PhD in woke social science from University of Toronto and a 50$ gift card from Simon & Schuster.

 
 
 

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